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Shelley Bridgeman: What's your toilet seat etiquette?

Do you have rules about the toilet seat in your house?Photo / Thinkstock
Do you have rules about the toilet seat in your house?Photo / Thinkstock

Whether it's best to leave the toilet seat up or down is a moot point in our house. For at our place everybody knows the toilet lid itself must be closed prior to flushing. It's about containing the germs as well as making the bathroom look as civilised as possible.

Just think: every time you flush the loo it stirs up all the nasty bugs inside and allows them to float invisibly around the bathroom. And that's not an old wives' tale either. Even the health professionals agree lids help prevent the spread of germs. As quoted at nursingtimes.net in Nursing director: put toilet lid down when flushing: "Leaving the lavatory lid up can allow a cloud of bacteria to explode into the air, settling on nearby surfaces, including towels, flannels and, more worryingly, toothbrushes."

Evidently, research at Leeds Teaching Hospital Trust found that "bacteria could be transported up to 10 inches above a toilet seat when left open and remain in the air for up to an hour and a half."

I received this information gladly since I've long been insisting on this protocol for the exact same reason. Other toilet-related issues pale into insignificance in the face of this most pressing point.

You can forget such trivialities as whether the seat should be up or down (although, for the record, the answer is, obviously: down) and how the toilet paper should be installed on the toilet roll holder (clearly, the leading edge of the toilet paper should be farthest from the wall - and, ergo, most readily accessible to the user). The twenty-first century's bog standard dilemma is all about lid position. And it's a no brainer, really.

Handily, in always ensuring the toilet lid is closed there's no way that snakes or rats or alligators from the sewers can slither or crawl into your house via the toilet. Now maybe that's a New York thing (and, anyway, myth-busting website Snopes has dismissed the alligator rumour as false) and not so applicable to our neighbourhoods but I won't be taking my chances and testing it out any time soon. So I can be certain that my toilet will not be serving as a portal for undesirable wildlife - nor will bacteria be routinely catapulted into our bathroom at every flush.

What's the toilet etiquette at your place? Are you a seat-up or seat-down type of person? And what's your thinking about lid position? Or is your mind not bothered by domestic minutiae of this nature?

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Dwelling on injustices, bad behaviour and modern day dilemmas.

Shelley Bridgeman is a truck-driving, supermarket-going, horse-riding mother-of-one who is still married to her first husband. As a Herald online blogger, she specialises in First World Problems and delves fearlessly into the minutiae of daily life. Twice a week, she shares her perspective on a pressing current issue and invites readers to add their ten cents’ worth to the debate.

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