NZ Herald
  • Home
  • Latest news
  • Herald NOW
  • Video
  • New Zealand
  • Sport
  • World
  • Business
  • Entertainment
  • Podcasts
  • Quizzes
  • Opinion
  • Lifestyle
  • Travel
  • Viva
  • Weather

Subscriptions

  • Herald Premium
  • Viva Premium
  • The Listener
  • BusinessDesk

Sections

  • Latest news
  • New Zealand
    • All New Zealand
    • Crime
    • Politics
    • Education
    • Open Justice
    • Scam Update
  • Herald NOW
  • On The Up
  • World
    • All World
    • Australia
    • Asia
    • UK
    • United States
    • Middle East
    • Europe
    • Pacific
  • Business
    • All Business
    • MarketsSharesCurrencyCommoditiesStock TakesCrypto
    • Markets with Madison
    • Media Insider
    • Business analysis
    • Personal financeKiwiSaverInterest ratesTaxInvestment
    • EconomyInflationGDPOfficial cash rateEmployment
    • Small business
    • Business reportsMood of the BoardroomProject AucklandSustainable business and financeCapital markets reportAgribusiness reportInfrastructure reportDynamic business
    • Deloitte Top 200 Awards
    • CompaniesAged CareAgribusinessAirlinesBanking and financeConstructionEnergyFreight and logisticsHealthcareManufacturingMedia and MarketingRetailTelecommunicationsTourism
  • Opinion
    • All Opinion
    • Analysis
    • Editorials
    • Business analysis
    • Premium opinion
    • Letters to the editor
  • Politics
  • Sport
    • All Sport
    • OlympicsParalympics
    • RugbySuper RugbyNPCAll BlacksBlack FernsRugby sevensSchool rugby
    • CricketBlack CapsWhite Ferns
    • Racing
    • NetballSilver Ferns
    • LeagueWarriorsNRL
    • FootballWellington PhoenixAuckland FCAll WhitesFootball FernsEnglish Premier League
    • GolfNZ Open
    • MotorsportFormula 1
    • Boxing
    • UFC
    • BasketballNBABreakersTall BlacksTall Ferns
    • Tennis
    • Cycling
    • Athletics
    • SailingAmerica's CupSailGP
    • Rowing
  • Lifestyle
    • All Lifestyle
    • Viva - Food, fashion & beauty
    • Society Insider
    • Royals
    • Sex & relationships
    • Food & drinkRecipesRecipe collectionsRestaurant reviewsRestaurant bookings
    • Health & wellbeing
    • Fashion & beauty
    • Pets & animals
    • The Selection - Shop the trendsShop fashionShop beautyShop entertainmentShop giftsShop home & living
    • Milford's Investing Place
  • Entertainment
    • All Entertainment
    • TV
    • MoviesMovie reviews
    • MusicMusic reviews
    • BooksBook reviews
    • Culture
    • ReviewsBook reviewsMovie reviewsMusic reviewsRestaurant reviews
  • Travel
    • All Travel
    • News
    • New ZealandNorthlandAucklandWellingtonCanterburyOtago / QueenstownNelson-TasmanBest NZ beaches
    • International travelAustraliaPacific IslandsEuropeUKUSAAfricaAsia
    • Rail holidays
    • Cruise holidays
    • Ski holidays
    • Luxury travel
    • Adventure travel
  • Kāhu Māori news
  • Environment
    • All Environment
    • Our Green Future
  • Talanoa Pacific news
  • Property
    • All Property
    • Property Insider
    • Interest rates tracker
    • Residential property listings
    • Commercial property listings
  • Health
  • Technology
    • All Technology
    • AI
    • Social media
  • Rural
    • All Rural
    • Dairy farming
    • Sheep & beef farming
    • Horticulture
    • Animal health
    • Rural business
    • Rural life
    • Rural technology
    • Opinion
    • Audio & podcasts
  • Weather forecasts
    • All Weather forecasts
    • Kaitaia
    • Whangārei
    • Dargaville
    • Auckland
    • Thames
    • Tauranga
    • Hamilton
    • Whakatāne
    • Rotorua
    • Tokoroa
    • Te Kuiti
    • Taumaranui
    • Taupō
    • Gisborne
    • New Plymouth
    • Napier
    • Hastings
    • Dannevirke
    • Whanganui
    • Palmerston North
    • Levin
    • Paraparaumu
    • Masterton
    • Wellington
    • Motueka
    • Nelson
    • Blenheim
    • Westport
    • Reefton
    • Kaikōura
    • Greymouth
    • Hokitika
    • Christchurch
    • Ashburton
    • Timaru
    • Wānaka
    • Oamaru
    • Queenstown
    • Dunedin
    • Gore
    • Invercargill
  • Meet the journalists
  • Promotions & competitions
  • OneRoof property listings
  • Driven car news

Puzzles & Quizzes

  • Puzzles
    • All Puzzles
    • Sudoku
    • Code Cracker
    • Crosswords
    • Cryptic crossword
    • Wordsearch
  • Quizzes
    • All Quizzes
    • Morning quiz
    • Afternoon quiz
    • Sports quiz

Regions

  • Northland
    • All Northland
    • Far North
    • Kaitaia
    • Kerikeri
    • Kaikohe
    • Bay of Islands
    • Whangarei
    • Dargaville
    • Kaipara
    • Mangawhai
  • Auckland
  • Waikato
    • All Waikato
    • Hamilton
    • Coromandel & Hauraki
    • Matamata & Piako
    • Cambridge
    • Te Awamutu
    • Tokoroa & South Waikato
    • Taupō & Tūrangi
  • Bay of Plenty
    • All Bay of Plenty
    • Katikati
    • Tauranga
    • Mount Maunganui
    • Pāpāmoa
    • Te Puke
    • Whakatāne
  • Rotorua
  • Hawke's Bay
    • All Hawke's Bay
    • Napier
    • Hastings
    • Havelock North
    • Central Hawke's Bay
    • Wairoa
  • Taranaki
    • All Taranaki
    • Stratford
    • New Plymouth
    • Hāwera
  • Manawatū - Whanganui
    • All Manawatū - Whanganui
    • Whanganui
    • Palmerston North
    • Manawatū
    • Tararua
    • Horowhenua
  • Wellington
    • All Wellington
    • Kapiti
    • Wairarapa
    • Upper Hutt
    • Lower Hutt
  • Nelson & Tasman
    • All Nelson & Tasman
    • Motueka
    • Nelson
    • Tasman
  • Marlborough
  • West Coast
  • Canterbury
    • All Canterbury
    • Kaikōura
    • Christchurch
    • Ashburton
    • Timaru
  • Otago
    • All Otago
    • Oamaru
    • Dunedin
    • Balclutha
    • Alexandra
    • Queenstown
    • Wanaka
  • Southland
    • All Southland
    • Invercargill
    • Gore
    • Stewart Island
  • Gisborne

Media

  • Video
    • All Video
    • NZ news video
    • Herald NOW
    • Business news video
    • Politics news video
    • Sport video
    • World news video
    • Lifestyle video
    • Entertainment video
    • Travel video
    • Markets with Madison
    • Kea Kids news
  • Podcasts
    • All Podcasts
    • The Front Page
    • On the Tiles
    • Ask me Anything
    • The Little Things
  • Cartoons
  • Photo galleries
  • Today's Paper - E-editions
  • Photo sales
  • Classifieds

NZME Network

  • Advertise with NZME
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • BusinessDesk
  • Newstalk ZB
  • Sunlive
  • ZM
  • The Hits
  • Coast
  • Radio Hauraki
  • The Alternative Commentary Collective
  • Gold
  • Flava
  • iHeart Radio
  • Hokonui
  • Radio Wanaka
  • iHeartCountry New Zealand
  • Restaurant Hub
  • NZME Events

SubscribeSign In
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Home / Entertainment

TV Preview: Medics take to the street

By Sarah Lang
Herald on Sunday·
7 Sep, 2013 06:00 PM3 mins to read

Subscribe to listen

Access to Herald Premium articles require a Premium subscription. Subscribe now to listen.
Already a subscriber?  Sign in here

Listening to articles is free for open-access content—explore other articles or learn more about text-to-speech.
‌
Save

    Share this article

'Street Hospital', the new TV2 series that follows the crews of the Wellington Free Ambulance Service.

'Street Hospital', the new TV2 series that follows the crews of the Wellington Free Ambulance Service.

New show aims to capture carnage, writes Sarah Lang

Back in my boozy university days, I was one of those girls staggering along the streets of Wellington's night-life district wearing miniskirts and too much makeup. I'm very glad that cameras weren't filming footage for reality TV back then. Unfortunately for today's youth, they are now.

Billed as an observational documentary series, new TV2 show Street Hospital is really reality TV in the same vein as Motorway Patrol, just replacing policemen with paramedics, speeding with slurring, and car chases with chunder. The 10-episode series, which debuts Thursday night, follows Wellington Free Ambulance officers who, on Friday and Saturday nights, man parked ambulances that become "makeshift hospitals".

They also patrol the streets in pairs looking for anyone in trouble.

And they find them. The first episode starts promisingly with one guy mooning the camera, another vomiting vodka from a street bench, and a girl shrieking and writhing on the pavement as she demands to be taken home to "44 Road". Thankfully they're blurring the faces of their drunkest talent, and providing subtitles.

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

But paramedic student Steff is here to show we need not entirely despair of the youth of today. She pairs up with full-time paramedic Benjamin. They stand around. They eat burgers. Steff is stressed by the burger. Benjamin is stressed that Steff is stressed by the burger, given all the stressors to come.

We cut to two paramedic students nervously checking on a guy who's hugging a loo in McDonalds. "I'm from Bulls," he explains. Herded into an ambulance for an intravenous cocktail of fluids, he's feeling sorry - and sorry for himself - to a soundtrack of violin music. Hold on a sec: is his female friend really slapping him repeatedly to snap him out of it? Is Benjamin really blushing at her boob jokes? And does the narrator really keep calling him Wasted Toilet Guy?

Between all this excitement, and extreme close-ups of beer bottles and discarded high heels, it's a relief when the call comes to attend a baby being born in a bar. When the paramedics rush in, we're told one too many times that the place is empty, the fire alarm's blaring, and the lights are off - yes, we're not blind or blind drunk here at home.

Cut to an ad break followed by a build-up to the "emergency birth" ... but there's no baby's head here, just a mum-to-be having some early contractions after stopping for a bite to eat with her partner. Oh well.

The cameramen are probably gloomily contemplating a repeat night shift when a brawl handily breaks out right next to their ambulance. The alleged offender runs off, leaving a guy with a fractured arm. "This guy was trying to hit on my missis," Fractured Arm Guy explains, later blaming the booze. "Drinking, man, it's got a lot to answer for," the cop replies, sounding straight from an advert.

There's one other cursory mention of the social issue at hand. "Will they [the paramedics] make a difference to the binge-drinking culture in central Wellington?" the narrator asks early on. Um, they're giving them fluids, not rewiring their brains. As for the show, I doubt it's trying to turn around youth binge-drinking any more than The Bachelor is trying to find love for its lead. They just want to capture the carnage.

Discover more

Entertainment

Parks & Rec a TV treasure

17 Aug 06:00 PM
Entertainment

TV Preview: Divulging da Vinci's demons

24 Aug 06:00 PM
Entertainment

TV picks of the week: Laugh, cry and marvel

12 Sep 05:30 AM
Entertainment

TV Preview: It's A Girl

21 Sep 05:30 PM

Street Hospital premieres Thursday, 8pm, TV2.

Save

    Share this article

Latest from Entertainment

Entertainment

Actor Julian McMahon dies at 56 after private cancer battle

05 Jul 12:36 AM
Entertainment

Rock legends Oasis kick off 'historic' comeback tour

04 Jul 08:05 PM
Premium
Entertainment

Is Romeo & Juliet the greatest love story of all time?

Sponsored: Get your kids involved in your reno

sponsored
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

Latest from Entertainment

Actor Julian McMahon dies at 56 after private cancer battle

Actor Julian McMahon dies at 56 after private cancer battle

05 Jul 12:36 AM

He starred in shows like Nip/Tuck and Home and Away.

Rock legends Oasis kick off 'historic' comeback tour

Rock legends Oasis kick off 'historic' comeback tour

04 Jul 08:05 PM
Premium
Is Romeo & Juliet the greatest love story of all time?

Is Romeo & Juliet the greatest love story of all time?

Premium
'The 60s was a decade synonymous with love'

'The 60s was a decade synonymous with love'

04 Jul 08:00 PM
Sponsored: Why heat pumps make winter cheaper
sponsored

Sponsored: Why heat pumps make winter cheaper

NZ Herald
  • About NZ Herald
  • Meet the journalists
  • Newsletters
  • Classifieds
  • Help & support
  • Contact us
  • House rules
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of use
  • Competition terms & conditions
  • Our use of AI
Subscriber Services
  • NZ Herald e-editions
  • Daily puzzles & quizzes
  • Manage your digital subscription
  • Manage your print subscription
  • Subscribe to the NZ Herald newspaper
  • Subscribe to Herald Premium
  • Gift a subscription
  • Subscriber FAQs
  • Subscription terms & conditions
  • Promotions and subscriber benefits
NZME Network
  • The New Zealand Herald
  • The Northland Age
  • The Northern Advocate
  • Waikato Herald
  • Bay of Plenty Times
  • Rotorua Daily Post
  • Hawke's Bay Today
  • Whanganui Chronicle
  • Viva
  • NZ Listener
  • Newstalk ZB
  • BusinessDesk
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • iHeart Radio
  • Restaurant Hub
NZME
  • About NZME
  • NZME careers
  • Advertise with NZME
  • Digital self-service advertising
  • Book your classified ad
  • Photo sales
  • NZME Events
  • © Copyright 2025 NZME Publishing Limited
TOP