"Then a bloody magpie picked up my ball three times and dropped it in the hole.
"Strange, but true - then again truth is stranger than fiction and not a beer in sight at that stage.
"I'd found the ball and it was designed just like a small soccer ball with red spots, so maybe that's what attracted the magpie.
"We immediately thought 'hole in one'. I've never had one, so I rang the clubhouse for a ruling.
"It was a 50/50 split among members there, but the rule book says because it was down to an outside influence and that we'd seen it happen it wasn't a hole-in-one."
Basically, according to the rules if we hadn't seen it and wandered down and the ball was in the hole it would have been a hole-in-one.
"But hey, isn't it easier to get a hole-in-one than getting a magpie?"