Alabama man Jesse O'Neal Roberts was detained at gunpoint by a civilian, arrested, and then busted with a stolen gun.
Roberts, 23, drunkenly crashed his car in to a ditch before he was found in a garage and taken in to custody.
He was charged with public intoxication, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit, promoting prison contraband and receiving stolen property, according to police.
Officers saw Roberts was walking strangely at the local jail.
As they searched the young man, he accidentally stumbled - and a gun allegedly fell out of his bottom.
"I immediately considered that he defecated on himself before noticing a familiar shape in the form of a pistol in his boxers," one of the corrections officers stated in his report, according to the sheriff's office.
Luckily the gun was not loaded.