Do you remember the last time you were really, really sick? Well now transplant that bathroom floor to the dusty Outback, on your hands and knees in the dust and prickles...
Colin Espiner's Outback road trip brings him into contact with the intrepid Grey Nomad.
Australia is a truly massive country. And there's not very much of anything once you get off the beaten track, writes Colin Espiner.
Colin Espiner takes on Australia's Overland Telegraph Line Track and finds it's not for the faint hearted.
Today we went from the sublime to the ridiculous and then back to the sublime...
We arrived in the North Queensland capital of Townsville wet and bedraggled after five days in what I shall only ever refer to as the WetSundays.
The tea cosy-wearing hippies are still in Byron Bay, but corporate Australia is taking over fast.
Kiwi journalist Colin Espiner embarks on an intrepid Aussie road trip from Sydney to Perth.