Understatement of the year goes to the chap I heard at the supermarket last week when the monsoon came to town.

"It's a touch damp out there," he remarked to another chap who had clearly arrived to pick up a few essentials without wearing a raincoat.

The dash from his car to the entrance was snorkel material.

"A few spots of rain," he laughed.

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Which is all you can do when you too decided to leave the coat and the brolly at home because it was only a few light drops coming down ... then.

But now, at the checkout,