Village bands together to get job done

The population of Michaelston-y-Fedw — between Cardiff and Newport in the UK — is just 300 people. They were all putting up with crap internet, with speeds as slow as 4Mbps. They could pay for high-speed broadband service in their village, but the infrastructure to pipe the bandwidth didn't exist.

Fed up with their internet connectivity being so bad, they decided to sort the mess out themselves. The Guardian reports that people who live in the village have done much of the work, including excavating trenches from the boundaries of their properties to the external wall where the fibre enters their homes.

Thanks to the residents' efforts, 90 per cent of their community will be able to enjoy broadband connection speeds of up to 1000 Mbps in a few months. One of the organisers, Carina Dunk, 61, said it was fantastic what the village had achieved.

"It used to take a few days to download a film, now it will be less than a minute. Sometimes we have to take a step back and pinch ourselves at what we have done. Anyone can do it, it is not rocket science."

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