The Godfather and Kev head to Off White Thunder's for some rosé and a cheeseburger to celebrate the cricketing life and times of Jesse Ryder, Black Cap Test player #141. The boys remember Adam Parore's fattist remarks, and run through the big man's batting averages and future prospects.

Emails From Around the World zero in on stumpings, geography, run outs, Ian Chappell and Sunil Gavaskar making things up, horse consumption and a stunning collection of name stats from rural Canterbury.

Violence Corner is foaming at the mouth in Scotland. The song is an epic throwback to an earlier time, an homage to big ol' Jesse Ryder by that magnificent man The Woman Slayer.

Email the chaps with your observations, nonsense, questions & thoughts here: byc@beigebrigade.co.nz/

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