In the crypt of the NZ Cricket Museum, The Godfather, Kev & Off White Thunder talk about how they have stuffed up the player numbers, trawl through the museum's epic collection, review Ashley Mallett's breakfast yarn and are massively excited about Day 1 of NZ vs Australia at the Basin Reserve.
Kev brings in an impressive junior cricket certificate, and the song is 111 seconds of BMac-related shenanigans from Tom Knowles. And embarrassingly the lads do a selfie.
An Emails From Around the World lands from the Tai Tapu Express and Violence Corner has a week off.
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