A hilarious note from one neighbour to another has gone viral after an offending pair were called out for disrupting the peace with their "loud sex."
The message for the noisy couple was that they need to keep their "murder screams" down.
"To the couple who frequently has loud sex," the note says. "Sex is great. But your murder screams echo throughout my apartment all through the long day/night."
The note goes on to congratulate the couple for having a great sex life, but the writer also has some "friendly advice".
"To the lady, moans are nice..." it says, before suggesting she try "deep sighs".
There's also a tough message for the man: "Your woman is aggressively loud and probably faking it," it read. "FINISH HER!"