Reporters' practical joke backfires
A pair of newspaper reporters kidnapped a prominent Kyrgyzstan journalist and put a gun to her head before revealing it was all just for laughs, the BBC reports. Nazira Aytbekova says they held her at gunpoint and made her strip to her underwear and told her to sing. "They told me to dance and somebody was standing behind me and constantly poked the gun at my head." Next they ordered her to speak her "last words", and promised to shoot her. They finally admitted they were reporters at a newspaper that publishes a column on practical jokes. The newspaper apologised and fired the reporters. But Aytbekova - describing herself as "shaken and humiliated" - promises to press on with criminal charges. (Source: Newser.com)
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Mammalian excrement 101
The phrase you were looking for, Prime Minister - in reference to a celebrity sportsman your son hung out with for 45 minutes - was "thick as pig shit". The viscosity of pig excrement is much greater than bat waste, therefore giving the phrase its authenticity and punch. You confused it with the popular phrase "boring as bat shit", which was used successfully by fashion designer Denise L'Estrange-Corbet to describe Princess Anne during her brief visit in 2010. ""She was as boring as [expletive] bat shit is what she was!" Corbett told the Herald on Sunday. "The world's hairdressers at your beck and call and your hair looks like a cottage loaf!"
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