Audrey Young: PMs make a perfect picture with small-town style
John Key on a Harley-Davidson. Photo / Supplied
The trip that Julia Gillard's partner Tim Mathieson took to Arrowtown 12 years ago with a couple of mates was so memorable that he took her back there yesterday.
Not just to Arrowtown, but to a particular shop that sold a particular product: a lamb and mint pie.
Unfortunately the Arrowtown Bakery and Cafe had not been scoped out beforehand, nor had the proprietors been warned that the Australian Prime Minister and her partner, and the New Zealand Prime Minister John Key and his wife Bronagh - not to mention 20 hangers-on, staff, police and media - would descend upon their establishment on Saturday afternoon in search of a lamb and mint pie.
It was still on the menu and still so popular that it sold out yesterday. Mathieson had to be content with a hot venison pie and a squeeze of tomato sauce.
Gillard was feted in the old, historically-preserved goldmining town by locals, children, travelling Australians and Australian immigrants to New Zealand.
Pete Gawron, the founding owner and chef at Saffron restaurant, was originally from Adelaide and had been in New Zealand for 14 years.
"I miss the beaches in Australia but this is an extraordinary place, and we get four seasons here," he said.
"In Melbourne we do that in a day," Gillard replied.
There was one noisy upset from a small boy named Kalem, who was intent on wresting from Gillard a kiwi toy which a shopkeeper had just presented her.
In an instant, Gillard knew that giving away a kiwi would create even more upset to her hosts - so she gently but firmly held on to the toy.
It was a picture-book walkabout in a picture-perfect town. Even the local Harley Davidson chapter were welcoming, and offered Key a go on one of their machines.
An earlier visit to the Queenstown War Memorial was not quite as perfect.
During a wreath-laying ceremony, Key appeared to have difficulty keeping his eyes open for a couple of minutes. He kept rubbing his eyes, but no sooner had he opened them than they would shut. He said later, through a spokeswoman, that the problem was because of the glare on the war memorial, which made his eyes water.
It was about 24C and bright sunshine but he did not look in danger of fainting, as he did several weeks ago at a Christchurch restaurant.
The ceremony was watched by a couple of hundred people, and both Prime Ministers were warmly welcomed and applauded when they drove away.
One lone protester, who would give her name only as Fay, held a placard saying "Close Nauru". That was a reference to the island nation that hosts one of Australia's offshore processing centres for asylum-seekers, which Gillard has re-opened recently. The prospect of being detained on Nauru for years is designed to deter the arrival of boat people.
Key yesterday agreed to take 150 refugees a year from the offshore processing, within New Zealand's annual quota of 750 refugees.
He said it recognised the intelligence and support on illegal arrivals New Zealand received from Australia, and suggested mass arrivals in New Zealand could be processed by Australia's offshore centres if the law was changed.
Key and Gillard took their delegations to dinner at Amisfield Winery Bistro near Lake Hayes. Gillard leaves Queenstown this morning.
Surely the acquisition of skilled NZers by Australia, with no contribution to their training or student loans is a 'regional issue' too.
The fact that Australia takes no responsibility for these NZers when times turn bad is also a 'regional issue'.
Do I detect Mr Key burnishing his international credentials just as Helen Clark did when she saw the likelihood of reelection dimming rapidly.
Anyone who saw Clark coming to John Howard's rescue with her Pacific Solution as anything other than a 'CV - (UN please note) - Moment', is naive.
It was particularly adroit as at the time as Howard was out of favour in the UN because of his tough asylum seeker line.
It worked for Clark and it could work for Key.
But in return can we please send to Australia whatever is the number of politicians in the National Coalition government and their hanger-on-ers?
Without sounding too much like a Tui billboard advert at least Australia would get "law-abiding,honest,trustworthy,non-self-serving and an inability to lie or use corruption" politicians. Yeah Right.
It also seems NZers will still be treated like 2nd class citizens in Australia despite them paying taxes over there into the Australian economy. As time goes by it does seems we NZers are being viewed as 2nd class citizens here in NZ by this government.
I mean when has Key and Co ever actually stopped and listened to NZers(especially outside election year) whilst they, this government, are too busy of focusing on money-hungry matters or kowtowing to either Aussie demands and/or Hollywood demands?
Probably the couple of hundred people who applauded when they,the politicians,drove away was because they were all thinking "Thank God those clowns have left."
And again Key and Co will change our laws to suit the demands of another country.