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Jack Tame: Alice teeters on the grassy verge of wonderland

By Jack Tame
5:30 AM Sunday Dec 2, 2012
Photo / Supplied

Photo / Supplied

Say, hypothetically, this Thursday, Alice takes a stroll. Upon tumbling down an enormous rabbit hole, she is startled to be so rudely snatched from the warmth of the New Zealand summer.

Upon surfacing from her journey through the centre of the Earth, her bewilderment is compounded by the drizzly sky and dank air of a North Western American city. The grey haze reminds her of Hamilton in winter. The hipsters and longboards and ubiquitous artisan coffee shops could almost be central Wellington.

Say, hypothetically, Alice then trips on an edge and sweeps the concrete footpath with her chin. As she lies on her belly with grazed hands and knees, her eyes focus on a tiny green ball in the crease of a gutter. She reaches and picks it up, nursing the ball in her stinging hands, when the firm hand of a Seattle police officer seizes her from above.

"Marijuana!" he cries, as Alice stands up. "Ma'am, can you show me your medical licence?"

Of course, being from Auckland, Alice has no such thing. So she tells the cop the honest-to-God truth - she's fallen through a rabbit hole and somehow ended up holding a little green bud.

"Well, you've obviously been smoking," the policeman says, on hearing her ridiculous tale.

"And yet, I've no evidence you've smoked in public. I've no evidence you've cultivated a plant. I've dealt with some big-time drug dealers before and my experience tells me you aren't."

All Alice has is half an ounce or maybe even less. But hypothetically, come Thursday, the Seattle policeman may not know what to do next.

The date is exactly one month from the US Presidential election where, overshadowed by the race for the White House, two statewide referenda in the United States delivered nationally historic results. Colorado and Washington State became the first states to legalise the possession of marijuana for personal recreational use. In Colorado, more people voted in favour of the law than voted for the President himself.

The argument for legalisation was mostly economic. Economists calculated legalising personal use could benefit the US by between $16 billion and $50 billion every year.

The opposing argument was the drug's negative health impacts and the potential increase of availability among youths. But with 18 states having already legalised medical marijuana and a flourishing illegal market, proponents argued marijuana is already widely available.

The question now, though, is one of law. While states are free to hold referenda, federal law still strictly bans any and all marijuana possession.

And after the results in Colorado and Washington, the federal government has remained near silent on exactly what it might do on December 6. Whether Alice will or won't be breaking the law is a matter of significant contention.

But say, hypothetically, the Seattle cop is considering his options, when a call comes through from central command. "Finally!" says the dispatcher. "The federal government wants to reduce drug violence along the Mexican border while cutting the huge cost of marijuana enforcement. They'll collect a tidy sum in taxation, while introducing legislation to map all crops in an attempt to limit the access of minors."

"That makes sense," the cop would reply, as Alice turns back to the rabbit hole and smiles. Yes, what a Wonderland that would be.

By Jack Tame

- Herald on Sunday

Wiseacre (New Zealand) | 11:52AM Sunday, 02 Dec 2012
When is the NZ Government going to stop persecuting & criminalising cannabis users?

Surveys and opinion polls consistently show that upwards of 75% of New Zealanders support cannabis law reform.

Yet Peter Dunne and the National Government - disregarding & ignoring the recommendations from the Law Commission's Drug Report - continue to criminalise hundreds of thousands of tax-paying New Zealanders, wasting hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars persecuting those very same taxpayers for choosing to enjoy a comparatively safe and natural alternative to the poison that is alcohol.

Consenting adults want what they want. Prohibition has never worked. Prohibition is an abdication of responsibility by the state. It is prohibition that gives the cartels & dealers valuable, tax-free, un-regulated markets to exploit. Society needs to control and regulate these substances, not drive them underground.
Wiseacre (New Zealand) | 11:52AM Sunday, 02 Dec 2012
In 10,000 years of documented use cannabis has never caused a single death. In fact, cannabis has been shown to have a wide variety of medicinal uses. Science has shown cannabis to kill some cancers. Statistically, people who smoke cannabis develop less lung cancer than people who smoke nothing at all.

I would suggest cannabis prohibition has nothing to do with public safety, but is more about providing ongoing business for the private prison industry, and protecting the corporate profits of Big Alcohol and Big Pharmaceutical from an easy to grow natural herb that they can't patent. Which is farcical considering the deaths and social devastation caused by alcohol, and the over-priced drugs pushed by Big Pharma are themselves often dangerous & toxic and riddled with side-effects.

Many nations around the world have recognised the futility and are moving on from the failed war on drugs. It is time we did the same.
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