Ellen DeGeneres shared on Twitter that she's turning 60 this week (it wasn't a secret, a mere reminder).
The internet lost its collective and metaphorical mind.
"I can't believe I'm going to be 60 this week," Ellen posted.
Neither did the internet.
The popular TV host also asked people to send her photos of the 60-year-olds in their lives so she could rate them and people quickly obliged.