Paula Abdul
Sequins, they said. Lots of them, they said. Booty length, they said. Plunging, they said. Chain mail-like accessories, they said. You will look so good, Paula, they said. They said.
Alexa Chung
I am thankful that Alexa can pull off tapestry-inspired garments. I am thankful that a half Victorian/half 1940s dress can steal every show. I am thankful for this moment. I am thankful for you, Alexa Chung.
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga in Tom Ford-constructed scales are what dreams are made of. Always bringing it home, Gag.
Anna Wintour and Karl Lagerfeld
Fashion industry rookies Anna Wintour and Karl Lagerfeld (seriously, who let them on the red carpet?) appear to have gone for a co-ordinated Easter egg theme for the British Fashion Awards. Karl looks sleek and very early-2000s chic in his silver metallic coat. Anna Wintour accessorised with her eyes (sans shades!) for this event, a rare and exciting occurrence.
Rita Ora
Rita Ora is a gorgeous, and most notably, adult human. Thus I ask why, Chanel, why dress her in a bib? Also quick query, what does Rita Ora need on her person to require pockets that big? Half-expecting Chris Brown to pop out at any moment. Stay tuned.
Nick Jonas
Here's Nick Jonas looking warm.