1. Party party
We know that you're mature for your age Lorde, but wouldn't you rather be hanging out with your Disclosure buddies, rather than people nearing their 40s? In any case your white gown is stunning and so are those giant purple moons in the sky ... Are you still on earth?
2. Wasn't expecting that
Whoa! Lorde! Why are you macking with that older gentleman? Props to you for singing while he's kissing your neck ... But still, creep factor is at about a 9.9 right now.
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3. Obligatory Lorde dancing
It wouldn't be a Lorde music video without those awesome jolty, cat-like dance moves that the singer is famous for.
Match that witchy-dancing with slicked back hair, red lips, pleather coat and you, Lorde, look like you're ready to assassinate someone.
4. Phew! The wife is in on it
Oh thank goodness, the wife is in on your ploy to catch her cheating husband ... and tie him to a chair poolside. I guess the creepy guy is getting what's coming to him? This is definitely showing a darker side to our Kiwi pop royalty.
5. Turn the heat up
A pool on fire with Lorde standing in the background looking like a bad-ass is how every music video should end.
Check out Magnets by Disclosure featuring Lorde for yourself:
- nzherald.co.nz